Death and Kids: Sorry, son

You should've said something like "Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry! Can I talk to your mommy?" Then told the mom that he had the wrong number. That way when whoever he was calling, gets the message.

demonfalcon 5

Monday 14 March 2011 2:19

maybe his mom wasn't home and his grandma was taking care of him

dreadlocmask 15

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:47

you did the right thing

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