Kids: Scary daddy

Scary daddy

By and not even in the good way - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

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EverestMelting 23

Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

mwhpug 4

Monday 31 March 2014 2:12

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

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SMDhaterzFML 2

Monday 7 April 2014 13:58

maybe you should get off FML and help your daughter?

JacobFrench 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 2:12

She needs to stop being such a baby (unless she's four or under)

Lancelot13_fml 9

Monday 26 October 2015 23:20

and then you had time to update your FML.

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