Intimacy: Rubbing one out on the sly

Rubbing one out on the sly

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:56 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

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Same thing different taste

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By Pornstartled - 03/11/2022 14:00 - Netherlands - Zutphen

Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML

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Promoted!

By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

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By jobsearching - 21/11/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having an S and M theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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Zappaz 32

Thursday 6 August 2015 9:47

Actually sounds like the start of a porno

xoxoblondee 31

Thursday 6 August 2015 9:47

At least she didn't continue whilst making eye contact.

Comments

tiredofwaiting 25

Friday 7 August 2015 5:11

I bet she did not see that one cumming.

limitles 14

Friday 7 August 2015 5:18

Maybe she was just had an infection and was scratching it? In any case.... EEEEWWWWW

phreaker913 21

Friday 7 August 2015 5:33

I would have just said "do you need any help finishing anything?"

amarie2009 22

Friday 7 August 2015 7:45

If she has time to do that, she needs more work!

canadiangirl98 9

Saturday 8 August 2015 6:33

You're lucky she didn't shake your hand

canadiangirl98 9

Saturday 8 August 2015 6:34

More like fml for her

acky2lum 7

Saturday 8 August 2015 21:05

I am so waiting for a fml on the boss side. coz she must've know u noticed

carebear111 9

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:58

How do you know she was actually masturbating? Could have been really itchy. . .

msic_lover 5

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:44

Honestly that sounds sexy lol

martiniweenie 10

Monday 28 September 2015 23:08

yep beginning of a mediocre porno film

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