Cars and Miscellaneous: Panic

Panic

By Distracted - 13/08/2009 12:18 - United States

Today, it was my first day at a new school. I pulled into the parking lot and saw this really cute guy. I was checking him out in my rear view mirror. When I looked ahead, there was something in the road, so I swirved real hard and took down an entire wooden fence. That something was a plastic bag. FML

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By himtopia19 - 03/03/2009 00:09 - United States

Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 244

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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You deserved it 20 854

By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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You deserved it 31 749

By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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You deserved it 44 387

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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You deserved it 1 642

Who's the loser?

By thomasthedankengine - 02/06/2021 15:59 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was at a family friend's house for a gathering. I grabbed my food and started heading towards the patio. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the patio, as there was a glass door in my way that I didn't see. My sophomore year crush saw everything, along with her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 279

By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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You deserved it 43 926

By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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You deserved it 17 342

Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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Stunt_fml 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

This is why, WHEN DRIVING, PAY ATTENTION IN FRONT OF YOU. Come on.... I can't stress this enough.

xxMiiNii 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:22

YDI. People like you shouldn't have a driving license at all.

Comments

athos1237 4

Friday 14 August 2009 6:31

YDI for looking behind instead of in-front. #90 grow-up. When people post how stupid they are, well others will call them stupid. It happens.

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:36

YDI for being a female driver

lobby0ne 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:31

Should I say stupid or stoopid?!

lol123mely 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:10

lmaoo am i the only one here who is finding this funny?

JP101 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:19

you're lucky you didn't kill somebody! keep your horamones in check and pay attention to what you are doing.

stargazer89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:23

so you PULLED UP in the parking lot, meaning you stopped. but you saw a plastic bag in front of you.. on the road ahead. .. in the parking lot. and you swerved. .. while stationary. hitting a fence. if you're going to lie, at least do it properly.

lologirl419 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:26

yep, that's like literally what I was about to say. Looked at the FML once, had to read it over. It didn't make any sense. Now, I don't typically call fake, but I'm gonna have to here. =P

primogen18 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:22

You're the reason I hate driving sometimes, stupid people like you who aren't paying attention and actually DRIVING. You're in a ******* car behind the wheel, for ***** sake, pay attention to what you're doing. YDI