Love: Oh no…

Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out all the "work meetings" my husband has been going to wasn't him having an affair after all, but him attending a neo-Nazi group. FML

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QueenBeeGotStung 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:37

Damn... Honestly not sure which is worse.

maryoo7 11

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:45

Guess you did nazi that coming...sorry i had to but seriously fyl indeed

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lizisanaddict 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:51

At least he's not cheating? I mean, either way he's an arse.

TheJuan1212 2

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:55

Yikes sorry to hear that....what is worse...your husband cheating on you or finding out he is a Nazi?

SomeRandomUser 19

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:55

Okay. I honestly don't know what's worse.

bigred34 3

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:01

Atleast you know he's faithful.

rinnybell210 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:03

Criminy.

Luzeamus_fml 7

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:19

The affair would have been better... But in a way he did cheat on you. But with racism and stupidity instead of a woman.

Carlos_bh 10

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:46

I thought the RNC was last week?

hacksaw246 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 13:27

It was. What does that got to do with this FML though?

moondoglou420 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:50

Well thank god! What a relief!

Tannasgh 22

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:03

The affair would have been better

AirBusDriver 23

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:42

Plot twist. He is actually a law enforcement officer working undercover to thwart off any hate crimes. Just hoping for a positive outcome for the OP!

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