Animals, Creepy and Neighbours: Oh, hello! - FML

Oh, hello!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made by rats. Lots of them. FML

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saranottelling 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...

sakurag0525 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:13

get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD

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rockin198 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:04

thats gross rats call someone up to get it cleaned up

YoungE 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:13

well if they arent in ur apartment whats the fml?

MiniJenny_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:02

Move out now and quickly! That is just nasty.

mptothedc 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:59

Ugh =X That's one hell of an infestation... Better call a landlord or something to deal with that shit.

beastlydevon 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:42

get a god damn sledge hammer and a shotgun. I hope you have the brain to know how to use these. cuz you certainly don't have one for telling the difference of a human and rat noises.

digestthis 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:09

ahahah do you live in cape canaveral? somebody told me a story exactly like this a few weeks ago

CorrineGale 0

Monday 14 March 2011 22:19

you should be on "Infested"

brittanyann2013 12

Friday 25 May 2012 16:59

I would if at all possible save money to move out, that's just sick!!

jessikamahone 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:52

Rattays

mccuish 25

Wednesday 20 April 2022 7:54

Maybe one of them can teach you to cook

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