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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
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r_bruce69 19

pray for it to stop

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Zelphoric 25

"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott

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JKPwnage 27

Send him pasta recipes and pictures of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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JKPwnage 27

I assume he was sending you pictures of white, blue-eyed Jesus. Send him pictures of what he probably looked like as a middle-eastern Jew, because that's what he was.

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guitarki 11

"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."

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praesidiem 16

Titus Andronicus would be a great Shakespeare play to quote. To horrify and annoying, simply choose; A. The use of humans as sacrificial rituals, B. The raping of a woman, C. The cutting off her hands and tongue, or D. Killing the rapists, and then feeding them to their own mother. Fight fire with fire I suppose. Good luck OP!

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misspandamonium 27

You can always send him Cat Facts. Google it, it's hilarious. That, or send him entire scripts of terrible movies.

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socialproduct 19

Or start sending him pictures of Satan.

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Badkarma4u 17

This is exactly what goatse was made for.

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