Porn and Wanker: Never check the history - FML

Never check the history

By mszoe - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:28

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:26

Best kind of **** out there... Jk

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MattM95 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:35

And that's what happens when you open Pandora's box.

Steve95401 49

Sunday 1 March 2015 17:54

Or Princess Fiona's box.

stingray112 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:40

I'll bet that you weren't shrekspecting that

Smooth_Criminal 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:09

Really??

ajs1987 15

Monday 2 March 2015 17:37

That's weak dude.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:41

Oh don't worry... You'd be surprised how common that is now adays.

Vickeh 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:43

Rule 34. Nuff said /:

The_Avatar 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:51

That is hilarious!! Hey everyone has a kink.

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:52

Someone in your family needs to learn how to delete their computer history.

stephanyovalle 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:54

You're just jealous for their devotion to Shrek haha

vikky538 28

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:59

rule#1 never check computer history.. it only gives you misery...

askingandy 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 17:07

I promise you that whoever searched that was sending it to someone as a joke.

dannnngthatsux 19

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:03

Ummmmmm. Nope! Never heard of BBO's?

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 2 March 2015 5:53

no??

TheSFgamer 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 17:15

Preparing for Shrek is love Shrek is life jokes

Retaheki 27

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:34

Look up.

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