Intimacy: Narcissism

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Who am I?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Silver linings

By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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thatsux23 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:05

he's pretty good then hhaha

Lone_Wolf_099 5

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:24

to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?

Comments

FkThisLife 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:27

Somebody has to

girl112891 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:05

I swear I've read the opposite fml on here! Guy love hearing his girlfriend say his name and says it out loud himself lol

dogpup4 23

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:19

Talk about vanity haha. Maybe he has a gay lover with the same name?

sjan 2

Friday 16 March 2012 4:38

haha, sounds like a guy I used to date. He told me if he had a clone he would bang himself....

boycrazy30007 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 12:14

(panting) Oh... Jeffrey

BeOriginal_fml 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 2:31

Or him and his boyfriend have the same name ..

mredgecrusher 0

Monday 11 June 2012 9:53

I agree with whoever said he could've been imagining you moaning his name. I had a dream once where my girlfriend did that.

mredgecrusher 0

Monday 11 June 2012 9:57

Oh, and just to be an asshole, you mean "my boyfriend and i" signed Daniel: The Grammar Nazi.

hotshot2408 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:40

Better than another girls name right?

Cinderelli 8

Wednesday 12 September 2012 2:29

Well he probably has been enjoying himself too much now huh?

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Today, I set about fixing the leaky, loose water tap in my kitchen. After hours of struggling with tools and rubber washers, I'd apparently finally managed to stop the leak. Proud of my handiwork, I turned on the main water to test it. The tap handle shot off, spraying water everywhere. FML

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Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

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Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

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