Misleading

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I'm laughing at how you think this is a date." FML
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Top comments

UrYousername 15

I apologize on behalf of all men for the behavior of that douche.

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Welshite 39

Don't even waste your time with him then. Make sure you collect his half of the bill too.

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HarleyBlues 24

"I laugh at how your ass thinks you're not paying for half of this."

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SarMarJo 17

I assume that you're referring to the person that OP took out and paid for their meal? There's a difference between being "honest" and just being as assbag. This dude was an assbag. If you weren't referring to them and I misinterpreted your comment, then I apologize.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

This is just a douchebag. Don't waste your time.

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TrinityNevada 11

and then gave him a concussion like the I've-been-cheating-on-you dude got

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aJaguarinRed 9

Wow, what a tool. I would have taken every full glass within arm's reach and poured it on him. But then again, I am crazy like that.. On a side note the grapes are pretty tasty.

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dacronsurtr 7

@17, you I like. I would gladly get to know you over $300 meal.

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giorgi0202 9

what a jackass... I am sorry

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simoncat 11

What a jerk. Please don't spend any more time, emotion or money on this idiot.

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EmmaMK 35

He will (hopefully) regret he behaviour and feel stupid.

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