Mean girls

By Brahman punjabi - 26/06/2026 15:00 - United States - New York

Today, I'm an Indian man at college and I'm nicknamed "Uber Eats" by half the campus. Every time I walk around, I hear, "Look, it's Uber Eats." I shout at them and demand that they stop but they just laugh at me. FML
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TomeDr 24

Stop shouting at them. They’re trying to get a reaction out of you and it’s working. Yes, they’re being absolute morons and, no, I don’t get why people like that think it’s funny. Just pretend they’re invisible and most, if not all, will get bored of their stupid prank and go into something else.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Either rise above it by ignoring them, or sink to their level and start calling them "pasty-faced MAGA *****". Although knowing the intelligence of the average U.S.ian they won't understand either option.

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Yudith 25

At least you're not studying in Quebec and working for Tata motors. Being called "Tata" over there is akin to being called "moron" or "idiot".

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TomeDr 24

Stop shouting at them. They’re trying to get a reaction out of you and it’s working. Yes, they’re being absolute morons and, no, I don’t get why people like that think it’s funny. Just pretend they’re invisible and most, if not all, will get bored of their stupid prank and go into something else.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Either rise above it by ignoring them, or sink to their level and start calling them "pasty-faced MAGA *****". Although knowing the intelligence of the average U.S.ian they won't understand either option.

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Studious_Gluteus 19

Lean into it. Carry bags of dicks. (They come in gelatin gummy variety) Whomever mocks you, insist that it's their order.

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