Dogs and Kids: Keep hydrated - FML

Keep hydrated

By whoevenncares - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

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DecisiveBull 9

Friday 4 September 2015 11:17

BFF's for life.

ToxicTyrael 26

Friday 4 September 2015 11:25

Too bad that children adopt all kind of behavior... but don't worry, my mother told me that I tried to lick my balls like our cat. Such habits stop eventually.

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hayhaygrlll 9

Saturday 26 September 2015 6:29

I did something similar but it was out of the dog's water bowl. I was 3. None of the adults would listen to me and I wanted something to drink so I got down on all fours and drank out of the dogs water dish and the two dogs there decided to join me

Andrei I 9

Friday 16 February 2018 15:10

Genetics is a powerful thing

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 3 March 2022 21:42

I don't have a kid, but I do have a cat. I keep the toilet lid closed to prevent this. Maybe you should too, although I can see your daughter being clever enough to lift the lid so they can both get a drink.

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