Kids, Drugs and Health: High on life

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Mitz_fml 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:13

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Comments

StonePilot 0

Monday 11 January 2010 12:12

YDI for planning to get high at a party you would then drive home from. THAT is attempted murder.

Taija 0

Monday 11 January 2010 12:26

First of all - I think the OP deserved it for leaving something like that out in the open. Even though her sister had no right to eat them, it would've still been better to simply hide them. However, in response to all the debate going on these comments, I support cannabis all the way. It has plenty of medical uses and it's also harmless fun. My boyfriend is just about to get a medical marijuana card for his cystic fibrosis - it decreases his nausea and helps him gain weight. I've also noticed that it helps with my own anxiety a whole lot more than my medication ever could. Of course, it does have SOME dangers, but a whole lot less than tobacco and alcohol. I've heard it cause anxiety is some people and smoking can possibly cause some lung problems, which is why the best way to consume weed is with a vaporizer as the vapor contains little to no toxins at all. Stop listening to all the propaganda about how terrible pot is and think with your own head. If you know what you're doing, it's just fine.

Silver_Shadow 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:16

Agreed. =D Too bad vaporizers are sooo expensive. I don't think I'd buy a vaporizer unless it was a Volcano.

Anteezy 7

Monday 11 January 2010 12:48

Don't blame the OP the kid was ten years old, that is old enough to know not to eat whatever you want, because it was clearly someone else his property. The kid deserved it.

eleni_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:26

You asked for it though! "DO NOT EAT"? Come on!

heartagram_in_ro 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:51

Put them somewhere people won't look!!!

JP101 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:00

you're the bad sibbling. how could you leave something with drugs in it in a place where a ten year old could get them? you should have the cops called on you and that girl taken into CPS custody.

nonnymouse 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:56

You left pot brownies in a house where you knew your 10 year old sister would be??? The note doesn't matter. That was irresponsible and stupid. Asshole.