Health, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Underwear: Headshot

Headshot

By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 234

You deserved it 12 454

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 378

You deserved it 10 676

By Ima_Moronski - 26/07/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 418

You deserved it 7 107

Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 546

You deserved it 230

Help!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 026

You deserved it 3 148

By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 634

You deserved it 2 842

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 548

You deserved it 2 129

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 767

You deserved it 44 798

By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 267

You deserved it 2 213

By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 715

You deserved it 1 531

By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 898

You deserved it 3 347

FlyMeToTheMoon 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, and so sick. Did you puke?

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:05

That's really shitty.

Comments

curryndricegirll 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:58

That's gross! Why would you put crapped on underpants in the laundry? Either you scrub off the crap first or you throw them away. But you can put that in the laundry! FYL It would have been YDI otherwise.

xNephilim 18

Friday 26 November 2010 1:19

Because that's where dirty clothes go into? My best guess it that the grandma was probably planning on doing the laundry later that day. So it's... Quite reasonable to put it into the laundry.

barca09 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:14

hahaha that's ******* awesome

lendmeyourteeth 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:28

UFAKE!!!!!!

alex_vik 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:31

People still have laundry chutes?

4toestatue 7

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:33

Hahaha best FML of the day. Thanks m8 for my amusement.

CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:35

gross, that's just disgusting, there is not enough soap in the world that would make me feel clean after that..

tshieldsneils 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:41

number 18 I agree. look, skin washes, and beyond the obveous, this is a horrible thing, but life goes on being ******. Have a happy nervous breakdown!!!