Animals: Gullible - FML

Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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EverythingSucky 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 10:59

Who ask you to be her boyfriend? Haha. You should agree with her dude.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:17

Let people believe what they want.

KnucklesDeep 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:14

Mock her by calling her a stupid **** and showing her pictures and video of sea horses. Then dump her for being such a stupid ****.

danehboi 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:27

Is your girlfriend blond or just dumb...

reese187 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:49

Wow she dumb and needs to go to school

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:05

Make a bet. If you can prove the existence of the mythical sea horse in 45 seconds using only google, she has to do "things". If you can't (because they are not real), you have to do whatever crap she comes up with for an entire month. She can't lose, right?? Try to sell her that idea.

JaysFanStu 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:57

So you're dating an idiot?

dandancc 13

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:04

Google images? Best thing in those cases.

cynthiastarz 10

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:32

Take her to a pet store where they sell salt water fish. Im sure u will see one there. Then u can laugh in her face.

MommaLlama 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:36

Wow!! She mean and unintelligent! Get out while you can!

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