Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
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uglymoose89 0

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

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Grndslmhttr3 0

Depending on your gender, you should either get a vasectomy or get your tubes tied.

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stripedoctor 3

You are to stupid too own a computer to write this FML

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Jessyca_fml 0

:/ awhh wow...it happens !! :P I mean maybe not that extreme but it could happen to anyone.

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ozymandias_fml 0

#121, No, no it does not. Most people that stupid manage to drown in the shower at a young age.

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sunshyne84_fml 0

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! How could u possiby stand there for so long and not see the window open?

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tdawgheath 0

That's sorta kinda the first thing I ever check even if I have my keys...less work turning the key. You're pretty dumb.

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