DUDE! WTF?

By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 264
You deserved it 152 446

Same thing different taste

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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

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it's called a window dumbass. but I hope you enjoyed yourself! haha

o0Semper0Fi0o 0
btrfly8888 0

masturbating isn't gross guys, it's natural. everyone has done it sometime so don't even say something is gross if uve done it

i think thats good, because now ur drivers seat doesnt have semen all over it

you deserved it. there is such a thing as windows. you can wait

Congrats you are now a legal sex offender.(Illegal to commit such acts in public, you will be arrested and charged as a sex offender)

Haha did you ask him to join? = Woo!