Chill out

By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
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expertsmilee 26

Whatever you're on...pass it the **** around.

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Cads1 24

How do you forget you have a tattoo?

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phoenix3423 14

I understand forgetting for a sec you have a tattoo in a place you don't see often. I have one on back of shoulder I forget till someone points it out. I have many tattoos, one on my calf I forget about till summer and wearing shorts. I swat my leg cause think its a bug out of corner of eye. but never a melt down. holy crap they should have looked at you like a nutter. even if a big spider no reason to arm the missiles when a swat would do

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Saluton 18

how do you know what a donkey sounds like when it has a stroke?

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iwadasn 32

Even if you don't usually wear sleeveless shirts, aren't you used to seeing it when you're showering and getting dressed?

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gilbertclarence 9

how do you know what a donkey having a stroke sounds like?

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T1A2Z3 34

Have you not seen your shoulder in years?? Do you shower bathe and sleep fully clothed? Have you not been swimming??

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