Bosses, Awkward and Work: Awks… - FML

Awks…

By dotcomboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "Douchebag." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:01

YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"

Crunchy_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:06

his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else

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Maxine17 8

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:54

UUUUUUNLUCKY (N)

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:14

Failure!

fucentarmal 1

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:18

frankly, it depends on the job. if the boss can laugh that off, he owns you. that is what i would do were i he. if there is a chance in hell that phone ever appears in front of a client, at any time, or infront of his peers or bosses, or even if your office is stirred up power struggle wise amongst your peers, you would be so on the shit list you should be on monster not fml

akshar 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:03

HAHA rofl

frankthetank69 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:05

epic fail

Qup 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:06

haha you're dumb!

iFruit 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:15

Hahaahaha

aback 4

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:26

You didn't want that job anyway, did you?

misstaylatot 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:36

haha, that's one of ex-boyfriends names in my phone. i hardly have anyone in my phonebook listed with their actual name. everyones got nicknames. good and bad.... :)

crazyval619 6

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:34

Thats funny. lol

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