Birthday, Cops, Arrested and Miscellaneous: Arrested

Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 375

You deserved it 984

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 154

You deserved it 3 509

On the fence

By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 972

You deserved it 26 760

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 699

You deserved it 141

By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 952

You deserved it 2 433

By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 834

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 766

You deserved it 3 981

Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 761

You deserved it 143

Life is a roller coaster

By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 866

You deserved it 171

Close to me

By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 742

You deserved it 1 138

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 635

You deserved it 2 139

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 3 August 2016 14:53

There ain't no party like a search party.

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 3 August 2016 13:39

Maybe he's freaking out that is baby is all grown up and that was how he reacted to it

Comments

lusanna 19

Wednesday 3 August 2016 17:26

Oh hey we have the same birthday, happy birthday and you're not the only one with a shitty birthday, I feel you bro

shikushiku39 11

Thursday 4 August 2016 5:01

Thank you! And, happy birthday to you, too, bro!

bickdig69 8

Wednesday 3 August 2016 19:50

I got drunk and started waving my schlong at traffic got arrested asked why something about public indecency what ever that is

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 3 August 2016 20:52

Maybe you dad has Health problem that he did it tell you about. I don't think any dad ( unless there a complete asshole) would do something like this on purpose. Sit down talk with him and figure out what he needs to get better.

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 3 August 2016 20:55

Maybe he didn't want to send you a dirty dirty pic of himself to you. Dirty dirty meaning he wasn't clean or up to par with his cleanliness and after he poops then he can do that and sext is wife.