Miscellaneous: Alert!

Alert!

By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 4 068

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 851

You deserved it 51 883

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 927

You deserved it 1 921

By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 15:18 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 930

You deserved it 4 139

By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 219

You deserved it 2 326

By rimjob - 20/02/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 848

You deserved it 42 990

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 697

You deserved it 41 748

By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 781

You deserved it 54 225

By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 242

You deserved it 138

By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 083

You deserved it 3 065

Yappy neighborhood

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 14:00

Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 677

You deserved it 374

immaMonsta 8

Monday 5 March 2012 18:54

Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.

ajeyness 10

Monday 5 March 2012 18:54

Your dog alarm is faulty

Comments

twilightluvr101 4

Monday 5 March 2012 23:32

HIIIIIIIIII

twilightluvr101 4

Monday 5 March 2012 23:35

Im sorry ******* autocorrect typed in HIIIIIIIIII instead out what I wanted and instead of deleting it I sent it!

twilightluvr101 4

Monday 5 March 2012 23:34

Wait! Y not just look out the window or open the front door or something instead of going outside?!

hurrican_fml 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:00

You can't be to careful you know! But that sucks op, call the cops!

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:51

Why would he call the cops? Did you even read the story?

gabletz 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:04

*5 min later* "Today, my car got stolen."

danielle25 15

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:39

maybe it was a ghost

melibear89 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:48

My dog barks a lot during the night at things like deer,mountain lions,and other dogs. I read about break-ins and didn't get paranoid about them when my dog started to bark. Don't let things you read scare like that or you'll go through life being scared and paranoid about everything.

iBiteRoses 22

Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:07

FYL: 1490. YDI: 1490.

SeemsToFail 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:45

Can believe everything you here but if a burgular was there what would you do

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:34

You shoulda called Caesar the Dog Whisperer to chill the bitch out!!

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:23

A dog will bbark about anything. If you're hearing it freaking out don't worry about your cat, its more likely something of a lot more value is going to be stolen. Or it could be a wild animal nearby. Or even its hearing another dog barking in the background and its joining in.