Weird and Love: 10 out of 10 for originality

10 out of 10 for originality

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Friday 2 September 2011 12:10

Well that's erm... Different

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 2 September 2011 12:11

Sounds entertaining at least... But seriously, is it that much of a problem that he picked dance that you can't just deal with it in a normal/mature manner?

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cheshire2012 13

Saturday 3 September 2011 9:04

..when I first read this I saw "my boner declared his love". to be fair I had just read the above this....

garviel 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 10:37

Yoi should reject him with bongos

chino_rican 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:20

Well at least he's being original.

stephanyk2 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 5:25

Gay.

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 5 September 2011 0:32

Reply via the medium of farting in Morse code.

auddylynne 0

Monday 5 September 2011 3:21

Bahahaaaaa! That's different lol

utvols11 0

Monday 5 September 2011 15:43

Someone loves you! That's not an fml if you ask me.

Jaxx66 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:49

Well I guess we all can't be open minded or easily amused. >:(

Jaxx66 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:51

.... If the truth hurts?

LimaCharlie 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 15:27

Whoa whoa whoa... hold up. It's NOT normal to do that!?

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