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Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML


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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:35pm by Aera

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at least he didn't shoot you

#9 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:41pm by Pitaace

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