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Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32990) - you deserved it (3665)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by LG (woman) - United States (Texas)

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they have kennels you know.

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:14am by lajaynay

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dude, its a fucking cat just leave it a big bowl of food and leave 0_0

#7 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:24am by SugaryPal

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