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Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18178) - you deserved it (3296)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:01am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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dude, you are sooo lucky the dog is alive

#1 - On 03/12/2010 at 10:12am by a_lackof_color

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...and the wait begins...

Good thing she knew how to induce vomiting from all those years as a show dog...

#5 - On 03/12/2010 at 10:19am by DGross

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