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Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one that's in my math class, noticed me, regardless of me hiding. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML


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On 03/11/2010 at 5:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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Yes, it centainly wil be, buddy.

#2 - On 03/11/2010 at 8:04pm by youngbutwise15

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My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.

#12 - On 03/11/2010 at 8:13pm by skyeyez9

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