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Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook. I noticed she has an album of pictures for each member of the family, except me. The dog has an album. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18940) - you deserved it (1895)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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maybe she's ashamed

#5 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:12am by iLoveManUTD

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Wow your Mom loves the dog more than you! What a B.......Female Dog!!

#6 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:16am by Eddie_Paints

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