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Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5210) - you deserved it (13601)

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mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich

#4 - On 02/19/2010 at 3:22am by coolcat33

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That's sad. I have absolutely nothing against cats (I own three myself), but when you can't keep your house clean and fresh, then you're disgusting. Clean the litter boxes, take a shower, and open some windows.

#6 - On 02/19/2010 at 3:23am by snickerdoodles

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