Steady decline

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 654
You deserved it 25 367

Same thing different taste

Top comments

metalmusic 0

Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.

coolcat33 0

mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich

Comments

ydi!! go have a shower and air out your house

Rickymonkeypants 0

sdi for also calling her G/Mother a crazy cat lady

kitty_f 3

admitting the prob is the first step :p

aDerangedStateOf 0

I happen to find cat ladys very sexy...

it starts with one cat, then you adopt it a friend, then 2 more friends, and before you know it your house smells likes a giant litterbox

hahaha it's snickerdoodles and her cat urine sweater! sorry I couldn't resist.

kayztastic 0

lol I love how every morning I read my fmls and there's always SOME comment about snickerdoodles being sassy and a pain in the ass. it makes my day(:

gorillaz_fml 0

this is what happens when you get no sex and no guys

sepdps 0

I'm sure you're just a little burnt out, Eleanor.

coolcat33 0

mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich

EV34 6

do something about it! ydi if u don't do anything about it.

Malinkrot 3

Since you seem to be on FML all the time I can only imagine what your house is like.