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Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18832) - you deserved it (9227)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:56pm - animals - by matiasbarbero - United States

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It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:12pm by roaminginsomniac

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dude black cats ftw :p

I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

#2 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:11pm by xrod

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