Transportation: Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought...

By matiasbarbero - 16/02/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

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You deserved it 10 800

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 883

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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You deserved it 8 007

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 38 818

By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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You deserved it 19 459

By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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You deserved it 163

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 478

Dead man walking

By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I crossed the street at a crosswalk and someone in a big pickup truck swerved to try to hit me. This has happened to me multiple times. FML

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You deserved it 96

By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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You deserved it 182

Bye bye Bambi

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59

Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 039

You deserved it 120

By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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You deserved it 1 837

roaminginsomniac 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:12

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

xrod_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:11

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

Comments

DogmaT_fml 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:22

in soviet russia we run over black cats.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:23

Wrong. In Soviet Russia, black cats run over YOU.

knockasauras 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:23

are you oriental by any chance?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:28

Are you a racist bastard?

Phaa 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:28

FYL :(

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:34

**** ******* superstition! Cats are naturally evil pieces of crack! And I'm not saying that because I'm totally afraid of them >.> I saying it because its the truth~

compasseagle89 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:38

How is this an "I agree, you're life sucks," unless those same people also voted YDI? OP clearly stated that he was the one thinking about the cat (and probably not the road) and HE was the one who drove into a ditch. This isn't anyone or anything's fault but his/her own. Lol at the category though :D

HoesInaBox 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:41

That was not the cat. I believe that was your own stupidity.

XDNurse 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:13

loool in the case if black cat coming for you.... call Creed he'd be happy to greet him ;3

MadaZer0 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:53

Oh rape him.... Which ever comes first ;)

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:38

ewwwww I went to school with this guy that raped a cat then put it in the freezer. and I found out that same guy is limber enough to give himself a bj one of my friends showed me it was just...*shudders* no

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:43

Mad, I'm surprised at you. Cats are AMAZING! They're not evil (not all of them at least). I'd know because I have a sweet, affectionate kitty that is in no way an evil piece of crack :)

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:47

The only good cat is a cat girl under my computer desk~

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:52

Mad: o_O' snickerdoodles: For one thing, my cat's a girl :) and she's stayed in my bed every night for the past 3 years.... ****! That just means my murder is past due :O