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Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML


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On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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this gives a whole new meaning to the child's insult "poo-poo head"

and why does the snow matter?

#1 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:18am by Yulia

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"today, I purposely pooped on my leash infront on my dumbass owner. they then proceeded to fling the poo onto their own face." IMMD

#20 - On 02/06/2010 at 4:41am by markisunder0ath

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