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Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (3128)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:27am - animals - by Jammy238 - Sent from mobile version

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What happened to the dogs?

#2 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:17am by QWERTYCommander

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a stinging nettle is a plant. how would you use a jelly fish to pull yourself up out of a river??

#15 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:33am by arielion

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