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Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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Yay for weird friends!

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:11pm by Blahp

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least the dog only dared her to lick its ears...

#9 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:23pm by nikkers

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