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Today, while grooming my horse, a spider crawled onto my ear. As if that was bad enough, I'm extremely arachnophobic, so I shrieked out of habit, which in turn caused my horse to freak out and kick me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17674) - you deserved it (4003)

On 01/22/2010 at 8:01pm - animals - by HOLYCOW (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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