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Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18969) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:01pm by Jayjay210

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This is why I wish you could keep animals in Pokeballs.

#9 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:08pm by shaister

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