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Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23125) - you deserved it (3167)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - animals - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I'm with #7 -- what the fuck went down at your house, OP?

#13 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:56pm by paprikacha

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time to eat out

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:05pm by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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