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Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16625) - you deserved it (2288)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - animals - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas)

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@#11
On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas)

by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas)

by Flooded (woman)

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#14 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:59pm by Valin

See in context

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I'm with #7 -- what the fuck went down at your house, OP?

#13 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:56pm by paprikacha

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