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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/07/2010 at 3:31am - animals - by Archie (man) - United States (California)

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anteezy- how are u supposed to ask a question without ending a sentence with a question mark?

#9 - On 01/07/2010 at 11:00am by emmmilyyy

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lol who let you out

#3 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:19am by pelley

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