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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 3:31am - animals - by Archie (man) - United States (California)

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lol who let you out

#3 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:19am by pelley

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it is really weird being the first to comment but anyways, you find should something equally funny/annoying and get back at your friends as for you being stuck get a cage that can be opened or removed from both sides

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:18am by HarperGirl

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