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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML


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On 01/07/2010 at 3:31am - animals - by Archie (man) - United States (California)

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it is really weird being the first to comment but anyways, you find should something equally funny/annoying and get back at your friends as for you being stuck get a cage that can be opened or removed from both sides

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:18am by HarperGirl

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Did you knock wildly on the door, motioning for whoever notices to open the door?

That happened to my mate. I saw him, and another person looking at him strangely, unsure what to do.

The stranger thought my mate was trying something dodgy!

#14 - On 01/07/2010 at 11:26am by iggywig

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