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Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21134) - you deserved it (4521)

On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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