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Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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That sounds like a traumatic experience, especially if they had just finished watching Ratatouille or something. I totally would have cried.

#2 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:18am by sierralm

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hahah 7 took what I was gonna write... "it's the ciiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife..." show them the lion king and watch what happens when Mufasa is murdered.. bring tissues

#9 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:32am by blackaut

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