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Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21817) - you deserved it (2500)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:40pm - animals - by ninjapup (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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^^ lmao
Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands.

"Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

#3 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:26am by XxbladixX

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I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:17am by AndelleRae

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