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Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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^^ lmao
Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands.

"Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

#3 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:26am by XxbladixX

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so maybe now you can try a dog/pee fetish... dang, now humans are worried about dogs being pissed off but now dogs have to get worried about getting pissed on. kudos for anyone who gets the reference ^^

#5 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:54am by daydreamstar

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