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 Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29260) - you deserved it (3200)

On 01/01/2010 at 8:03am - animals - by grosssss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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it's not everybody who can train their cat to bring them a midnight snack.

#8 - On 01/01/2010 at 11:36am by snafu57

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It's his way of saying, "I love y-BLERGH."

#9 - On 01/01/2010 at 12:26pm by 8trickster8

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