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Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm - animals - by iHateWorms (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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LOL. you bit it to make her look stupid.. but wait, that was you!

#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:03am by musicislife1995

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Why would you want to bite a fake worm either? If you knew it was fake, you should have taken it out and continued eating. If you thought it was real, you should have taken it out and discreetly placed it in her food.

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:08am by minitrini_89

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