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Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6759) - you deserved it (33416)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

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Even wizards need to mutter a spell, you know...

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 10:12am by rhodium

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FYL for not having supernatural powers.

#4 - On 12/17/2009 at 10:15am by Anteezy

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