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Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice and we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18518) - you deserved it (2361)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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hahaha that sucks!

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:08pm by ehsvballchk22

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That bitch has made you her bitch!

Now, make that bitch a sammich, bitch!

If you want to keep a dog, you have to be the alpha male. You, sir, are an omega pussy.

#5 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:45pm by perdix

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