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Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice and we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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hahaha that sucks!

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:08pm by ehsvballchk22

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A dominant bitch will actually mark. It's more prominent in males for sure, but not unheard of for bitches. Although if she never does it and then suddenly starts, it could actually be a urinary tract infection.

#3 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:34pm by Apple_Jacks

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