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Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and explaining to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44577) - you deserved it (5346)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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