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Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and explaining to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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even if it was a mouse.. why the fck would you step on it?

#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:02am by lol_everyday

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As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse?

Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:06am by c0w

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