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Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13220) - you deserved it (28649)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:07am - animals - by poohead (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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3 inch layer of dirt, shouldn't you have cleaned them out a long time ago?

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:23am by catatonicsleep

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A guinea pigs pregnancy is 65-72 days...if this was the first time you cleaned it since you got them then you definitely deserve it. Also, I notice you live in do know that there are approximately 300+ guinea pigs languising in Australian Cavy Sanctuary shelters in QLD right? And many more in the NSW + Victorian shelters. If you bred on purpose then you really deserve it.

#5 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:42am by Penrhyn

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