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Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35841) - you deserved it (4385)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:26pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.

#2 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:35am by alexandraa

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ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed

#12 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am by reapfml

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