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Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

#1 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:40pm by iWantACookie95

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i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D

#2 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:44pm by khung835

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