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Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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so you're dog is more purebred than you - what does that say about your parents?

#6 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:30am by elguapo

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lol, it depends. What kind of dog was it?

#4 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:18am by zidane312

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