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Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28310) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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