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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (67003)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

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I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:42pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:49pm by Luckster

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