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Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

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So what? You planned to eat it without cooking it?
If you cook it it absolutely doesn't matter.

You're right, make sure you cook the cat thoroughly; you don't want to catch some nasty parasite, now do you?

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:39am by HeartlessBastard

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Reminds me of the time my mom's wedding cake was eaten by the cat. They just patched it up with icing and served it later.

#12 - On 08/04/2010 at 11:44pm by jiwhite

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