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Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML


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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

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Reminds me of the time my mom's wedding cake was eaten by the cat. They just patched it up with icing and served it later.

#12 - On 08/04/2010 at 11:44pm by jiwhite

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Oh geez dude!
Seriously, cat's aren't parasites.
Nothing is wrong with your turkey.
I've lived with cats all my life and they've done things like that and 'worse' and I'm not dead nor have I ever gotten sick from them.
Cat spit is cleaner than ours.

#6 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:30pm by Zonadow

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